Tomfoolery ▪ Meat Loaf’s Guide To Romantic Caveats
By Matt Sussman | Thursday, May 28th, 2009
You know that song, “I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”? What the heck is “that?” I mean, sure, you could look it up on Wikipedia and be done with it, but how can we trust the supposed true citation of Meat Loaf explaining what “that” is? He’s a rock star! Half the time he doesn’t know where he is.
So we took a straw poll of music fans who do not look up interpretations of music lyrics on the Internet. If you would do anything for love except “that,” what is “that”?
• 36% won’t put on pants
• 23% won’t take a paternity test
• 14% won’t honor the restraining order
• 11% won’t loosen the ankle chain
• 8% won’t divorce their World of Warcraft spouse
• 6% won’t hire a guy to stop him from blogging
• 2% won’t stop listening to country music, apparently
The correct answer is “Admit he’s wrong”.
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