Comments on: It’s A Resume AND A Blog

By: Sooze

Sooze — Thu, 21 May 2009 03:08:54 +0000

If I could grow any lay-off-related facial hair I totally would. Yay unemployment!

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:34:38 +0000

It would be cruel to say that I don’t want this blog to end. But unemployment can only afford one the low shelf whiskey for so long.

As someone who’s been unemployed before, I offer the following advice: keep your finances in check, embrace a ramen-based diet, and don’t settle into a daily routine of sitting in front of the computer and doing nothing else. It doesn’t accomplish anything and a chair with butt impressions doesn’t go over well with the ladies.

Good luck man.

By: phillas

phillas — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:59:48 +0000

Welcome to the wonderful world of 7-day weekends.

By: Kevin Condon

Kevin Condon — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:56:46 +0000

Hey Suss! I got laid off the day before you did… any my layoff beard is in full effect.

By: Julie Burkhart

Julie Burkhart — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:22:47 +0000

If it weren’t for the condo, I’d advise you to come out to Oregon, where the unemployment rate is a balmy… 12.9%. We have sports here, sorta. Does a MLS franchise count?

By: Matt Cary

Matt Cary — Tue, 19 May 2009 19:05:11 +0000

You could always use bed sheets and couch cushions to turn your cubicle into an executive office! See? A week on the job and you already get a promotion!

By: eyebleaf

eyebleaf — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:16:51 +0000

I hope you’re jobless for a really long time. No, wait, I don’t …

By: Phillip Winn

Phillip Winn — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:22:56 +0000

If I could hire you, I would do so in a second. I would fire people currently working for me in order to be able to hire you. I know it sounds so over the top that people will think I’m making it up, but I think the world of you, Bob.

Wait, what? Matt? Who is Matt?

Never mind.